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CUMFACE

$CUMFACE

The absolute troll of Solana. One face. One tongue. Zero shame. She's been trolling the timeline since day one and she's not stopping now.

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ABSOLUTE TROLL $CUMFACE
CUMFACE running the shitcoin stand in the desert

Who is CUMFACE?

Out in the desert there's a little wooden stand with a sign that reads "Stinky Hot Premium Shit Coins — Literal Garbage!!" Behind the counter: a blonde, pointy-eared troll queen in a business suit, flogging every coin on the chain with a grin you can't un-see.

She's seen $PEPE. She's seen $WOJAK. She's seen $CHAD and $BOOTY. And she's laughing at all of them. CUMFACE is the face you pull when the chart does something stupid — and on Solana, that's every five minutes.

No roadmap promises. No utility cope. Just the most unhinged face on the timeline and a community that gets the joke.

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Watch

The Face Cam

Look into her eyes. You can't look away. Nobody can.

THE STARE
THE FACE
How to buy

Get Your Face On

Four steps and you're part of the troll army.

Get a wallet

Download Phantom or Solflare on your phone or browser.

Load up SOL

Buy SOL on an exchange or straight inside your wallet, then send it to your wallet address.

Copy the CA

Hit "Copy" on the contract address above. Always double-check you've got the real one.

Swap for $CUMFACE

Paste the CA into Phantom's swap, pump.fun or Jupiter. Swap SOL for $CUMFACE. Welcome.

Contract & Chart

The Real CA

This is the only official $CUMFACE contract address on Solana. Copy it from here, nowhere else.

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Market Cap
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Price
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24h Change
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Liquidity
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Live stats switch on at launch
Tokenomics

The Numbers

1B
Total Supply
0%
Tax
🔥
LP Burned
SOL
Network
Roadmap

Market Cap Roadmap

Every milestone the face gets bigger. The ladder updates itself from the live market cap.

Current Market Cap
Pre-launch
Next Target
$50K
LIVE
Stage 01
Launch

Face Reveal

  • Fair launch on Solana
  • Website, X & Telegram live
  • First trolls assembled
LOCKED
Stage 02
$50K

Troll Spotted

  • Dexscreener profile updated
  • Daily meme drops
  • First X raids
LOCKED
Stage 03
$100K

Troll Army

  • Dexscreener boost
  • Meme & video contests
  • Telegram troll bot
LOCKED
Stage 04
$250K

Face On The Timeline

  • KOL & influencer pushes
  • New CUMFACE videos
  • Sticker pack drop
LOCKED
Stage 05
$500K

Half A Mil Grin

  • CoinGecko application
  • Trending pushes
  • Holder giveaways
LOCKED
Stage 06
$1M

Millionaire Face

  • CoinMarketCap listing
  • Big community celebration
  • Merch drop
LOCKED
Stage 07
$5M

Face Everywhere

  • Bigger marketing campaigns
  • Partnerships with other memes
  • Animated CUMFACE series
LOCKED
Stage 08
$10M

Absolute Troll

  • CEX listing talks
  • Billboard troll
  • Global raids
LOCKED
Stage 09
$50M

Troll Queen

  • Tier-2 CEX listings
  • IRL troll stunts
  • Collabs with big meme coins
LOCKED
Stage 10
$100M+

Face Of Solana

  • Tier-1 CEX push
  • The face goes global
  • Nobody is safe from the troll

Join The Trolls

The memes are on X. The chaos is in Telegram. The chart is on Dexscreener.

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